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catalanche

When 2 or more cats run down a flight of stairs, causing a rumbling sound and knocking over everything in their path. This often due to excitement and/or food.
"What happened to you, James? You look like you got in a fight."

"No, no...I just got caught in a catalanche and was swept down the stairs."
by James Gerraughty August 18, 2007
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Havalanche

Having so much of something that it can or does collapse on you at any second. It can also be a situation where the amount of something to accomplish is so high it takes or is going to take you an uncertain amount of time to handle.

Can be actual objects or a situation
The movers stacked all our stuff so high when they untied the rope a havalanche fell on top of me.

I'd love to meet up today, but there's a havalanche of client phone calls I need to handle and I have no clue when I'll get done.
by Lurkography June 30, 2016
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cavalanche

When a group of men circle another man and simultaneously jerkoff on him covering said man in their spooge , ergo a "cavalanche".
Ohhh crap did you hear about Harry? He passed out at the party, woke up and the next thing you know he was getting cavalanched!
by Harrey November 18, 2014
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The Catavalanche

The act of a man lifting up his large, floppy abdominal pannus before receiving fellatio. Immediately after coitus he releases the sweaty mound and it collapses onto the face of the unsuspecting female while she is still attached to his flaccid member.
Jackie was always a fan of hookin up with the big fellas... until Ron decided to crush her face with the catavalanche.
by The Slore January 11, 2011
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crapalanche

The collapse of a large collection or pile of a bunch of one's possessions (also referred to as one's "crap").
His stack of books, papers, nit-knacks, and other miscellaneous items fell in a crapalanche leaving his junk littered everywhere.
by Bill August 21, 2003
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Crapalanche

When you are taken by a surprise case of unstoppable diarrhea. Much like a mudslide or an avalanche, but with poop.
Donald had to throw away his boxers, because ha had a CRAPalanche while drinking at the bar!
by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009
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crapalanche

A collapse of a large pile of random junk or detritus. An unstoppable landslide of a large and unkempt collection of one's possessions.
"Dude, what happened to your floor?"
"Oh man, I had a crapalanche of all that junk that was on my desk."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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