Working on churches

Mastibation, specifically at one's own home.
Often heard between tradesmen on building sites.

Labourer:"John, how are you getting on with those quoins"?
Bricklayer:"I'd rather be working on churches, Dave"!

by Laronzo September 12, 2022

Westboro baptist church

What happens when family members fuck

Westboro baptist church member: Thank God for dead soldiers!

Some other guy: Dude get a life you inbred dickhead

by ronhowardforprez July 12, 2009

church it up

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.

Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

Church of Satan

The Church of Satan was founded on April 30, 1966, in San Fransico, CA, by Anton Szandor LaVey and was the world's first above-ground legitimate church dedicated to the religion of Satanism, as defined and codified in LaVey's The Satanic Bible.

After LaVey's passing in 1997, the Church of Satan switched headquerters to New York, where it is currently run by it's High Priest, Magus Peter H. Gilmore.

The Church of Satan is an atheistic organization which describes itself as mutual admiration society and "cosmic joy buzzer," instead of a spiritual organization.

Sammy Davis Jr. and Jayne Mansfield were both members of the Church of Satan.

by TikiDevil9 January 23, 2011

church of fuckery

A cult of sorts accidentally created by MotherNightshade on TikTok.

Every Jewish parent wants their kid to be the messiah, so when MotherNightshade accidentally started the Church of Fuckery, her father was bursting with pride!

by Pterodactyl.zip April 24, 2023

church lady

A totally uncool prude!

Made famous on SNL by Dana Carvey in old lady drag stating

"ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?!!!"

OMG you are acting like such a church lady!

Stop acting like a church lady...I'm gonna puke!!

OK church lady...PARDON ME!!!!!

Dude--you sound like such a a church lady!!!

by thedzone October 1, 2009

Church bell

A talkative woman

Example: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. Some total church bell on the street wouldn't stop lecturing me about Scientology. Do you know what a thetan is?"

by Vabe Tellurion December 18, 2022