my chateau

ones' residence, home, lean-to, tent, campsite, place under bridge abutment, and/or misc. lodgings

lets' surrey over to my chateau for a 'treat'

my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!

i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

chateau shower

when you stay in the chateau in France and do a shit in the public showers.

haynes you wouldn't believe it i caught sam last night doing a chateau shower

by butt chug chad September 17, 2020

Paradise Chateau

A place in Manali that is known for its mind-blowing view. Whoever stayed here has given five stars for its scenery, food, location, and rooms.

Let's book our stay at Paradise Chateau

by anonymous November 24, 2021

vom chateau

After a night of drinking, to make a visit to the vom chateau is to throw up excessively due to the extraordinary amount of alcohol in your blood. Signs that a visit to the vom chateau is about to be made include the spinnies, extreme dizziness, an inability to stand, and nausea.

"I made a visit to the vom chateau last night... It was awful, I threw up like 7 times!"

by Xtreme drinker August 30, 2009

chateau collapsible

Any wine( usually cheap, vinegar tasting ) that comes in a cardboard cask or box.

A couple of bogans turned up for dinner with a chateau collapsible, which means, we’re drinking everything else in my home except that horse piss.

by Rob Edgar July 8, 2022

Chateau

Chateau’s are amazing! Very loyal and loving. She’s very connected to earth. Chateau’s can be lazy and needs money to be motivated. She is good in the bedroom and has eyes that will drive any person wild. She is a spiritual genius! Once you meet a Chateau you’re stuck under her spell.

Get you a Chateau and change your life

by Spiritual Shit September 22, 2019

Chateau Cardboard

A polite and Sasquatch common term for cask wine. Mostly alike
To fruity lexia but can be deemed
Appropriate for reds too

Drinking from his Chateau Cardboard, Barry scoffed “Yer got me’self a real treat for
My abstinence smoking, the old chataeu cardboard!
Friend replies “Barry, that old chestnut tastes like sh*t!”

by Luckylion74 July 28, 2022