chairing

sitting on anything except a chair.

he's always chairing a rock

by morting March 17, 2025

Chairing

A chairing is when a girl sits on a mans face for sexual pleasure.

Hey babe can you give me a good chairing tonight

by ExternalScreams May 7, 2025

Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.

Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025

Red chairing

The act of masterbating in a red chair.

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Cuck Chairing

The act of watching, lurking, or not participating in an activity. Does not necessarily have to be sexual.

Brian was cuck chairing the group chat.

by Tark. February 21, 2025