Gift Certificating

What males do for gift giving around the holidays in lieu of going out and purchasing an actual gift.

i went gift certificating the week b4 christmas this year

by Rita Torcaso/Ben Gentile December 21, 2005

Birth Certificate

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

certificant

A person who has been certified or has received a certification.

We will notify all certificants 30 days before their certifications expire.

by jfkelley May 13, 2013

Certificate slut

A certificate slut is someone who continuously get cheap internet classes and certifies them self in different things in order to appear more intelligent than they are. A certificate slut pays for class after class in order to get their accomplishments and certificates posted on social media.

This certificate slut pays 14.99 for a class and thinks she's an expert on everything.

I never met a certificate slut before. She spent her whole paycheck on internet degrees that take two days to complete and then ours on their resume like they graduated Harvard.

Don't listen to that certificate slut. She only takes classes in order to be an expert on everything to impress guys into thinking she's smart.

A certificate slut has a banging body and is hot and yet no self esteem so she gets online certificates to make others think she has a brain.

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

birth certificate

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

by JTurskz October 5, 2007

Death Certificate

The workout of the day on fatalfitness.com. Very similar to the CrossFit wod, Death Certificates (DCs) are extremely intense.

"Phalanx" (A FFitness Death Certificate)
80 pullups
160 dips
320 abs, your choice

by jundie October 18, 2008

Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.

President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.

by That guy with the thing there May 20, 2011