Cephalonian

The Purest and most Intelligent amongst the Greeks. They are known to be Superhuman explorers, warriors and musicians. They settled in the most beautiful island in the world because they deserved it. They managed to create the Ultimate Roman Culture when they mixed Venetian (Italian) with Byzantine Greek Tradition.

Odysseus was Cephalonian not Ithacan Retard - Homer 800 something BC

Odysseus led the gallant Cephallenians,
From Ithaca and leaf-quivering Neriton,
- IIiad 2.631-2

by Greggypoop February 24, 2021

cephalorectis

head in your ass.

"He is suffering from a bad case of cephalorectis."

"cephalorectis is a severe illness, unfortunately doctors have yet to find a cure."

by beachbabe777 November 6, 2009

Cephalopodus

I huge impossibly gnarly boner attack that has multiple things attached to the head. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you will. You're so screwed because of this, you really are screwed.....I can't help you now.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A CEPHALOPODUS!!!11!!!!!

by LONE_SIGNAL August 11, 2010

Cephalorectally Challenged

One who struggles with removing and/or keeping his/her head out of his/her own arse.

Good Lord, that politician is cephalorectally challenged! Does he have a clue what he is talking about?

by The Cat Wrangler August 18, 2013

cephalorectal inversion

The act of having one’s head up their ass.

During rainy weather, people driving in this area tend to suffer from Cephalorectal Inversion.

by MissChaoticBliss February 17, 2018

cephalophore

A headless person

You Probably Get That A Lot by TMBG:
Although millions of cephalophores are marching past my door, they're invisible to me except for one cephalophore

by ZeMettSchool February 7, 2022

Cephalopod

Someone who handsome and graceful when no one is watching. When they notice they are being watched, they get sketchy, skiddish and clumsy. They are well endowed and multitalented and adaptive to most situations. Determined to accomplish nothing due to their ADHD taking over every 4 seconds

They change their appearance frequently( hair colour, clothing- multiple times a day) .

Wow, look at John over there! Damn is he ever talented.

He’s definitely a cephalopod.

by Djonibot January 12, 2024