Choofed

High as all hell

Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling

by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019

choofmonster

One who dominates a bong or joint while in company; failure to share marijuana. Smoking in front of others without sharing.

Derivation of choof.

Sebastian: Hey, John! Give me some of that ganja - stop being such a choofmonster!

by Googles January 3, 2004

choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.

Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof

by zhobo October 15, 2017

Cloofy Syndrome

1.Two people that will back each up other and never back down from their given statement no matter how ridiculous or stupid it is

2.A sexual harasser

Yo, did you hear that kiwi and forest are in cloofy syndrome mode

by Rezh February 5, 2021

cooffer

A man who evokes a certain indescribable feeling of creepiness and douchebag-ity.

Hey kids, stay away from that cooffer over there.

by J-Tro December 7, 2007

Coofy

Coofy :plural coofies A coofy is when you hit some one on the forehead when they make a stupid remark or statement. You can also coofy some one when being sily or stupid.

I gave a coofy to Sandy for saying that two plus two equals 5.
plural sentence: I gave so many coofies today, how many people can be so silly and stupid?!

by njgirl221 July 2, 2014

Ceo of shatting in his pants

The king, the myth, the legend, Jordan Baurle

Jordan is the ceo of shatting in his pants

by clobamacare February 25, 2020