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Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.
The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

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by Blakers-29 May 29, 2012
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Celicia

The kindest person you will ever meet. They are cute, energetic and will leave you smiling to yourself. She's the easiest person to fall in love with and the hardest to fall out of love with. They can sometimes be annoying, but that only happens when they're around the people they love. Most Celicias are underrated and never given much thought about but she has a heart of gold and a smile that can light up any room!
Damn, Celicia is amazing!
by c4coethes February 19, 2019
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Celines

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Very passionate and loving. Also very caring. She's there for you when you need her. She's not perfect, buts she's absolutely worth it.
She is so pretty but not a celines
by Celines KayLee February 5, 2015
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Celine

Celine is a crackhead, but you can't live without her, she is literally one of the best people you will meet in your life. All i gotta say is that, if you get her pissed, wait for her to text back first.
"okay"
"wow, you're such a Celine."
by Lonelyloser February 13, 2019
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Celina

A Celina is usually short, with dark hair. She is good at seducing men, a real femme fatale. Be careful when you come in contact. She is good with words and can persuade you to doing almost anything. Her love is so strong and she lets it show. When she's happy, the whole world will know. Consider yourself lucky if she settles down with you. Make sure you entertain her and make her happy because she could leave at any minute. Girls usually hate her because Celina catches everyone's eye. Girls envy her and boys love her
Boy: celina fucked with my head. She lead me on. I think I'm in love man
Friend: she got you too?!

Girl: why is she here? Now who is gonna wanna look at us or even talk to us?
Other friend: there went my self esteem
by stephney June 21, 2014
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Celine

A beautiful french name. Of a woman that has blue and green eyes. She is a lush best friend. At times its hard to care for Celine because she thinks she can hide anything. BUT its always noticeable to find out what's going on. She is a stubborn woman but push her buttons to an extent and you'll find answers! This woman you wouldn't want to leave. Celine understands every aspect of the person she is dating. Incredibly coureagous with an I don't care attitude. That most find attractive. Can be emotionally attached but has there boyfriend falling in trances. Hypnotizing to the MAX. Celine is very very sexy european. A freak in the sheets. Always willing to jump your bones. Finds people who are sweet and outgoing the most attractive. But are stubborn and fiesty at the same time. She will drownd you in love and emotions that are overwhelmingly warm to the heart. She is addicting and can sexually satisfying to anyone with 0 confidence. Because she is that much of a sex addict. Trustful to the one she loves. Loves late night conversations and a good laugh that will make her run to the restroom. Celine is a woman that you cannot get bored of. Her personality is astonishing. Never a dull moment with Celine. Fights for her lover. An amazing girlfriend she is. Keep her happy and she'll make you fall hard.
Pulling a Celine!

All of my ex girlfriends are jealous of her. I don't blame them because look at how beautiful she is!

I'm a lucky bastard! Celine is mine.
by Dre Omar Jelise April 2, 2013
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COLINisation

refers to the New Zealand based media darling Colin Mathura-Jeffree, who has the uncanny ability to be fabulous at everything and be everywhere at all times. His image is instantly recognisable and in New Zealand a new COLINisation has been welcomed with open arms.
every man in New Zealand now takes a little more time getting dressed, trying to do a Mathura-Jeffree thanks to the COLINisation of our print and electronic media. The world better watch out...he's coming!!
by Joannalexus January 24, 2010
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