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self celebrate

to "celebrate" by yourself. masterbate. a method of safe sex and celebacy
How many of you self celebrated on Love Day? Sometimes I don't have the time, so I self celebrate.
self celebrate by jmscisco March 1, 2009

I don't celebrate genocide 

An unforgettable direct response to "Merry Christmas" that lets people know you don't celebrate the genocide committed by Christianity by appropriating the Pagan holiday Yule leaving inconsiderate Catholics/Christians defeated, encourages them to stop forcing their religious beliefs on the people who have been negatively impacted by them, reminds them of what their religion is really about, and to learn to respect other people's beliefs and lack of beliefs if they want respect back.
"Merry Christm.."
I don't celebrate genocide!

National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary 

Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.
A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all

Celebrate 

The act of preserving a memory with a enjoyable activity; fulfilling and complying with a social, legal, ethical, religious or spiritual obligation. Actions that are intended to show appreciation, gratitude and admiration to said tradition/memory.
The LORD's Sabbath's, New Moon and High Holy Days are worthy of celebration. (Celebrate)
Celebrate by Onias Ben israel July 25, 2019

celebrate 

Lets celebrate this weekend (Lets drink this weekend and indulge in debauchery and belligerence).
celebrate by AJ February 22, 2005

Celebrate Morning Mass 

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."
"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"