chiptonite

A term used to describe a chip that is so good, you cannot say no to it.

First coined by Ty Jordan on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary!

Keep those Old Dutch chips away from me! I cannot contain myself around them, they are my chiptonite!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 26, 2022

Contra-Ception

The sexual act of talking about the video game Contra, so that the woman that you are having intercourse with will get bored and will remove your penis from her vagina before ejaculation to avoid pregnancy when you are unable to remove your penis yourself.

Bill was having sex with his girlfriend, and was about to cum. Lucky he was able to use Contra-Ception to have her pull him out because his hands were stuck.

Or

Tom had his hands handcuffed to the bed, so he Contra-Ceived his girlfriend so that he would not cause a pregnancy.

by Chuck the Old Man January 11, 2011

clipt

To be drunk and high; simultaneously. Typically high off of dope marijuana.

Fraser: "Boys, we're are CLIPT!"
Boys (all): whooooo whooooooooooooooo

by the ultimate corrupter February 8, 2010

CEPT

Certified Expert Penetration Tester. Computer security professionals who specialize in the offensive, intrusive and evasive methods, techniques and strategies within the field. The red team. These people usually work for big companies or as private contractors. They get paid to break into computer systems and networks in order to expose and patch weaknesses and vulnerabilities. In other words, your worst nightmare.

Don't mess with that dudes computer, man! He's a CEPT and will therefor probably hack your ass and manage to penetrate your mom at the same time!

The blue team collectively shat their pants when a CEPT showed up to the CTF.

by ¢€¶+ July 28, 2012

'cept

Short for except.

Apocalypse: Hurry up and join!
Nemesis: I would 'cept I'm downloading.

by dukenemesis March 4, 2009

Cliptap

In gaming; the use of an entire clip by a player to take down a single opponent, often one that has startled the player. Similar to a double tap, with many many more bullets.

If you didnt cliptap so much, you might have ammo left before we got halfway into the level!

by ScianXiphos September 19, 2009

Cripto

Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.

Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"

Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"

by ginga-ninja78 August 21, 2010