ceiling gang

scum of the earth.

Wow, don't talk to Mike, I hear he's in ceiling gang...

by SalamanderSquid April 22, 2020

Regret Ceiling

(noun) - The point at which one stops feeling remorseful regarding a thought, comment or action.

I hit the regret ceiling last night regarding my comment toward Jody's weight several weeks ago. Her fat ass just needs to get over it.

by ITALUS September 7, 2011

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

Cailou

A dumb show where a gay six year old boy with bald hair, yellow shirt and blue pants and a tiny, cheesy smile goes around and meddles up our lives. He ALLWAYS gets his own way and throws a big tantrum if he doesn't get his own way until he does. His parents are so dumb because instead of feeding the little retard candy, they should spank him Everytime he throws a tantrum. Fuck you cailou.

Episode example
-I'm just a kid who's four each day I learn some more blah blah-
Cailou goes to the movies
Mom and Dad: Cailou come to the movies
Cailou: yay
-when they get there-
Mom and Dad: Three large bottles of water and a jumbo popcorn
Cailou: WAAAAGGG? I HATE WATER PLZ GET ME COLA
Mom and Dad: Two tickets..
Movie Guy: Cailou fuck you bitch
Mom and Dad: Cailou you're grounded you ass
Movie guy, mom and dad: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Mom: CAILOU YOU ARE GROUNDED FOR SIX MILLION YEARS SO NO CHUCK E CHEESES OR EATING THE CAT SHIT

by WildDefinitions April 5, 2015

rage ceiling

-the maximum rage capacity of any individual or group.

-the peak party potential of any person. (AS HARD AS YOU CAN).

Lenny, you definitely hit your rage ceiling last weekend when you were smashing one stripper covered with blow on the glass table and pouring champagne down the ass-crack of her naked skank-friend.

by intellektualspew February 17, 2010

Ceiling Gang

A gang for small pp’s and small pp’s only.

That guy over there has a small d**k because he is ceiling gang.

by Ceiling Gang April 20, 2020

Cielo

A beautiful girl, who resembles a Greek Goddess. She's one of a kind, honest, kind-hearted, funny and extremely intelligent. She will never judge you based upon what choices you choose, she will always support you in every path you decide to go down. She's not afraid to be upfront and honest, when you need it most for advice. It's impossible to have a life without Cielo, when she's the one who brings the light into your life.

That's definitely a Cielo
Damn she's hot ;)

by Bright Luna February 28, 2017