*cotd*

An acronym for the phrase "choke on two dicks". It is the action of putting your hands in the air in front of your mouth as if to pleasure two penises at once while simultaneously opening your mouth to catch the imaginary semen. It is generally performed after hearing about something unpleasant that you may have to do. This action is a way to display your displeasure in performing the particular task.

"Man I can't wait for that chmiestry exam!" *cotd*

by wolfpack pville branch March 22, 2011

COTD

Cock of the day

Isn't that the same cotd you wore yesterday in bed?? I love it!

by urmamichula March 6, 2019

ccod

when you mispell C.O.D. (Call of Duty)

person 1) hear about that game ccod

person 2) you mean cod
person 3) yea you stupid

by patado February 9, 2017

ccotus

Circus Clown Of The United States.

And today CCOTUS spent his 1667 day at Mar o Lago

by That Lego on the floor May 11, 2017

COTD

Coffee Of The Day

me: imma bout to go get my COTD; wanna come?
them: yeah, hold on. lemme grab my phone.

by Eddie Jr. November 14, 2019

CAOTD

This chick is crazy, she is terrible at pool, and never buys me shots.

CAOTD was at the bar and lost every game of pool she played!

by herbie versmells October 15, 2006

COTD

Officially, COTD stands for "Choke On Two Dicks" however the number of dicks can be expanded to any number of dicks provided that the spelling of the number begins with the letter "T". For Example: "Choke On Ten Dicks", "Choke On Thirty Dicks", "Choke On Twelve-thousand Dicks". This acronym is used to tell someone that you are displeased with them and that they should shut their mouths or leave your presence. Similar in usage to "Go to hell", "Take a hike", "Kiss my ass", etc.

He said that? Well, he can just go COTD.

by WURDSMYTH28 August 9, 2017