CBD

CBD is a popular acronym used by the Illuminati that describes how effectively the harvest (everyone else) is absorbing the latest “cure” it has designed. It stands for Credulous Bovine Drank.

They are really slurping up the latest Taylor Swift album. Yeah, we are selling CBD Kool-aid for $20 dollars a pop at all her shows. Buffet is doing a keynote at Davos this year about it.

by Francisis June 22, 2019

cbd

cock and ball dorture

"yeah bro i love cbd, destroy my cock"

by 420saggynuts420 February 21, 2021

CBD

Could Be Done...
Used either in speech or when replying to a text.

ME: Hey Aaron are we going out getting smashed tonight?
Aaron(said with a smirk): CBD...

by Roxy(24/2) June 4, 2018

CBD

An abbreviation for "It can not be denied." Refers to a previous statement. Used for routine and/or vigorous affirmation.

"...'cuz I know you love the pussy."
"Dude, of course. CBD."

by backfisch June 3, 2004

cbd

correction by dick. when a lesbian gets dicked down right and realizes she was only messing around with other females because she had never gotten it right before.

he hit her with that cbd last week, shes messing around with dudes again and hasn't looked back.

by greenguy9 February 13, 2012

cbd

the "central business district" of a city, usually swarming with rich, white people

we was cruisin' around CBD and saw nothing but bitches and white fools

by Random Hero February 24, 2003

CBD

Christian Bale Day. That one day a year where you can easily foresee yourself having a break down that will most likely make the internet in some way, shape, or form. A Christian Bale Freak Out (CBFO) occurs on CBD's & will make even your mother question if she still loves you. CBD's and CBFO's can be triggered by nearly anything seeing as how they correlate to the addition of stress upon stress.

John : It's only 10 am and I'm having a CBD. I need to go lock myself away somewhere.

Jenn : I have my camera phone ready so if you're having a CBD I'm ready <3

by Caelestis F March 10, 2009