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Cattywompus

To be all helter skelter and askew. Not functioning on all cylinders, or just plain strange.
Ryan: I crashed my car and it still drove!
Gabe: oh, sweet. It actually drove normal.
Ryan: Nah, it was all cattywompus like!
by vermont techie June 3, 2009
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cattywampus

ADV. Performed in a non-straightforward manner; approached from an unexpected angle; askew; askance.
Ralph Waldo Emerson was a poet and philosopher whose idea of the "Oversoul" may prefigure contemporary astrophysicists' notion that "all matter is is made up of the same elements and energies and governed by the same laws" because the universe proceeds from a Big Bang. "Poets may go at the big truths a little cattywampus, but sometimes they do get to them" (Ted Kooser, _The Poetry Home Repair Manual_, University of Nebraska Press, 2005. 141)
by mecr July 7, 2012
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cattywampus cock sprocket

When you receive anal from your neighbors cat whilst stroking your penis with a gear from a machine of your choice
by Michael_j_fox_3 March 20, 2017
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cattywonkus

adj: To be screwed up in a cockeyed way - Not quite totally busted, but still a little zooty.
This Sony Camcorder manual uses a completley cattywonkus definition sytem.
by JJC October 4, 2005
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cattywampus

A wild or domesticated (nobody's quite sure) swamp rat, native to mt mansfield. Most commonly sighted chewing through brittle bars while, chain smoking, on the gondola.
That goddamn cattywampus done chewed through them brittlebars again.
by samdamnit April 6, 2015
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cattywampus

if things get cattywampus just call me
by Whisper August 10, 2003
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Cattywombles

Cattywombles can be used to describe a person who is going or acting crazy.
It can also be used to describe something that is crazy or out of control.
Person A: I just ran three people off the road!
Person B: You are going straight cattywombles!

Person A: Hey, what the hell is up with all these cops on the road?

Person B: I know man, it's cattywombles!
by kschwend November 23, 2009
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