Captivity Document

A marriage certificate

I'm not a bachelor, dawg, I've got captivity document to prove it.

by YapMicronesia September 22, 2011

No captivity

No confinement or imprisonments against our brothers and sisters.

“No capTivity... I need a move”

by No 🧢 Tivity...🧐 May 26, 2020

Craptivity

Work done leading to no useful outcome. Work for shit. A play on the words Crap and Activity.
Crapital (money for shit) is usually spent undertaking craptivities.

A lot of crapital was spent in that craptivity

by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017

cativities

when humans start to develop traits of fucking cats

Hannah began to play with the string...cativities

by sarah paulson marry me 2020 June 18, 2020

Crytivity

The Scottish variation of "creativity" often to depict one's failure in being creative due to being too sad. Often found among Thai female bankers.

Negative thoughts and emotions promote my crytivity.

by EGGDAO May 5, 2021

Cultivity

1: The group activities of Kim Dracula's cult.

2: An activity usually done by a group or the entire cult.

What is our next cultivity?

by LXXLoveRoulette July 26, 2023

Cativities

The anctivities and antics of someone who is catting off. J-Cats. Often results in financial loss, personal injury, or imprisonment.

I didn’t know when I tried to replace my high pressure fuel pump in a parking lot that I’d be there all night and the next day trying to fix it. Luckily I know someone who’s a mechanic who came and helped me, but he said I need to pay him next time I need saving due to my Cativities.

by Trap Artist January 15, 2026