fatsquatch

An ugly obese (fat) man who shows up at your door with roses and gifts and beg you to date him.

Being cursed with fatness and hairiness he has no choice but to beg and pay women for company.

Usually of italian descent he is overly hairy and smelly and dosen't take hints too well.

Vitale is a real fatsquatch.

by ress223 December 15, 2008

fatsquatch

word used to gain attention from someone by calling them a fatsquatch.

you. person. dude. hey you. you there. buddy.

hey fatsquatch, what are you doing?

by Drew September 12, 2004

cumsquatch

When a large, hairy man has ejaculated all over himself and refused to show.

God damn, you look like a fucking cumsquatch

by LaLaDaDa January 26, 2011

Catscratch

The name given to a squirrelly little character who often enjoys frivolous activities like dressing up as a grape, eating hot cheetos and takis and hiking the bluffs of Mordor.

Oh, my look at that catscratch go. She is on a rampage today.

by mergica April 30, 2013

catscratch

when somebody moves like a robot, but instead their hands form cat claws

man becky was totally catscratching the dance floor at that punk show last night...

by SweetSt January 3, 2011

Catscratch

Literally the best Nicktoon ever, sadly cut short by that cunt, Cyma Zarghami. Made by Doug TenNapel, of Neverhood and Earthworm Jim fame.

Gordon and Waffle and Mr. Blik, when the old lady died, she left them rich, a mansion, cars, life's a kick, Catscratch!

by Toenail Sandwich December 10, 2018

catsnatcher

A catsnatcher is a man or woman that can steal any person they want away from their significant other just for sex. A catsnatcher is not a hoe, just a confident person that gets what he/she wants!

"She had sex with that guy when his girl was next door, she is the master catsnatcher!"

by Natasha/Veronica September 22, 2005