Someone who is 450lb, 4'1, and insecure of their height, so they have changed their name so they are not referred to as a junior
A typical situation:
Guy 1: "Hey look, its Carlos Jr.!"
Guy 2: "Shhhh, be quiet. You know he'll get emotional if he hears you call him that!
Guy 1: "Hey look, its Carlos Jr.!"
Guy 2: "Shhhh, be quiet. You know he'll get emotional if he hears you call him that!
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me: do you know who carlos pena is?
you: oh you mean like the most amazing guy to come into my life?
me: yeah he's a real sweet heart
you: oh you mean like the most amazing guy to come into my life?
me: yeah he's a real sweet heart
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A man who has learned a lot from his past and is learning some more for the future. Juan Carlos is becoming wiser through the years and through his mistakes. He has a heart of fucking gold and is Learning to respond to it more and more. He loves doing the right thing so he’ll probably want to serve something bigger than himself. he can be a funny little cute jerk and naturally make you want to be spontaneous because he’s just a bad ass like that and loves to learn and expand his own knowledge. He has beautiful lips and a wonderful smile and eyes that will melt your heart and burn into your memory.
His voice is sexy deep >:) and he smells really good. You’ll miss him when he’s gone and if you let him go it’s because you know he’ll do great things because he is a bad A S S .
His voice is sexy deep >:) and he smells really good. You’ll miss him when he’s gone and if you let him go it’s because you know he’ll do great things because he is a bad A S S .
Whoa , Juan Carlos is so strong and smells really good ! hehe
Juan Carlos has an amazing calling , lift him up in prayer !
Juan Carlos has an amazing calling , lift him up in prayer !
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Get the Carlos Santana mug.A man who thinks he's a comedian because he rehashes unfunny versions of jokes he stole from other comedians.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
He seems to have delusions of grandeur, as his commercials and joke deliveries convey an attitude of "I'm bad because I said that! You wouldn't have the guts to laugh!" or "If you don't know who I am, you've been living under a fucking rock!"
He's a pathetic little miscreant who gives himself "scary" nicknames like "The Punisher" the way an eight-year-old without any friends would.
He's also half Honduran and half white, pretending to be Mexican when in reality he has no Mexican blood at all. Because of this being part of his thinly-veiled schtick, he overuses the phrases "wetback" and "beaner," trying to be offensive and funny.
The only way he is offensive is because his "comedy" is so painfully unfunny, yet he thinks he's the funniest, most offensive comedian out there.
Bill, "Hey look! Mind of Mencia is on! Carlos is so funny because he says things that are supposed to really offend people!"
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
John, "Carlos Mencia is not edgy or bad. He's pathetic."
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Get the does carlos have a fupa mug.The best guy you'll ever meet. He is kind hearted, dependable, sweet, caring etc. No matter who you are what you look like or what history you have with him he'll always care about you. All though because of his kindness he is taken advantage of and gets hurt. He is everything he is there when you are down to bring you back up. He is always smiling and will try his best to make you smile. He's just an amazing person to have in your life all his friends would agree.
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