Emmaus Catholic College

A private secondary school hidden around a farm, located in the Western Sydney area. The religion practiced is Roman Catholicism. The school is racially diverse and (oddly enough) religiously diverse. All the rich, cookie-cutter ghetto's go here and it's better than its neighbouring high schools like St Clair High or Erskine Park High which is merely filled with bogan junkies and eshays or eshlads. The juniors are real feral degenerates. Teachers are chill and lit but the admins give the biggest dirties.

Example 1
Mr. N: Good morning, Emmaus Catholic College.
All: Good morning, Mr N.
Mr. N: *presents a 20 minute long speech*

Example 2
Person: so what school do you go to?
Emmaus student: Emmaus Catholic College.
Person: ... the fuck is that?
Emmaus student: it's a school isolated from the outside world. The school is full of Mac Fags.

by YourSenpaiWaifu August 26, 2019

Sacred Heart Catholic School

a school where every middle school teacher gets triggered 24/7 af and your child’s mentality starts worsening 6th grade year throughout their middle school years later developing into depression

Sacred Heart Catholic School could get burned down the second someone turns on the microwave in the teacher’s lounge.

by Trash_menory15 April 5, 2019

traditional catholic

Roman Catholics who enjoy or adhere to a more traditional practice of Catholicism. This tends to be more strict and within a Catholic context more legalistic. The traditional latin mass is admired for its solemnity and reverence. Morally they take a more traditional and harsher stance on contraception, extra-martial relationships, cohabitation, legbt+ matters, divorce, and so on... not necessarily 'radtrad' or 'sedevacantist' or 'sspx' or 'schismatic'.

"As a traditional Catholic I would rather the mass be in Latin to preserve the reference to the mass."
"You traditional Catholics lose sight of the social and communal nature that the mass was in the early church. Also how the church needs to exist in the modern world."
"That is a traditional Catholic family. See all the girls are wearing veils at mass."

by DragonCommentary February 6, 2020

The Catholic High School of Baltimore

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle

Why are the girls from The Catholic High School of Baltimore eating everything

by I can count January 21, 2015

Cataholic

It's like an alcoholic, but with cats.

I went to my girlfriend's, but she's a cataholic and we didn't do anything.

by Cat Dealer August 29, 2010

St. Joes catholic academy

Fucking bum ass school with teachers who are on your dick 24/7 if you don’t have a vagina or aren’t Croatian and get a fucking heart attack if they hear a curse word. Fuck Ms. Snell and Ms. Dondic they can suck my dick

What school do you go to? St. Joes catholic academy oh how the fuck are you not suspended

by cOCkGUZzeler1243 June 20, 2018

Catholic politics

Absolute power corrupts absolutely. It is the absolute truth. Over time, many Catholic popes, priests, and bishops have demonstrated an inability to use their absolute power responsibly. When word/gossip of this leaks out, there is a panic in the magisterium because the Catholic church must be an infallible institution. Then begins the media spin, where the magisterium conjures up whatever lies they can in order to warp the truth to their favor. Then, every bad thing is neatly swept under the rug. This is the cycle of Catholic politics.

I really like Catholicism and it is a great religion with strong morals and lots of good people, but Catholic politics just make me sick.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021