catawampus

A word a bunch of faggots use on the internet because they have no life such as TwIsTeD.CoM and HOWDOUGETSLICED.

LoL CATAWAMPUS I think I am cool because I can use the word CATAWAMPUS

by Michael's stalker January 28, 2008

cattywumpus

A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.

Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...

Student: ...Cattywumpus...

by jubeanation April 12, 2008

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Catywampus

full of glee
joyful presance
happy and extatic

Catywampus was at a high level in the classroom today

i wanted to make a fun word, and Catywampus was it

by Bulrigard October 18, 2008

cattywumpus

to grab another's head and brain suck

He yelled "Cattywumpus" and I crushed his skull with my palm

by Shawn March 13, 2003

Cattywumpus

Something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that isn’t directly across from something.

That library is cattywumpus to the park.

by XwXwX February 20, 2021

Cattywumpus

A southerners term for crooked

“ bobby go get my shot- bobby why is our roof cattywumpus!”

“ I don’t know dad maybe cause your sitting on it”

“ MARTHA GET MY BELT BEFORE BOBBY’S FACE GETS RURRNT”

by baby_got_back November 14, 2023