Carroted

When you see an unattended drink, instead of adding roofies you put a carrot in it.

Damnit man, i left my drink for a minute and i got carroted.

by Mr. BLT January 19, 2010

Carpeteer

A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady

Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.

by -cM July 16, 2007

Tête carrée

French Canadian slang for an English Canadian person, from the fact that the British erected blockhouses to pacify the populate after taking over New France.

Eh bien, c'est un tête carrée, ce monsieur Smith.

by oaktree_b November 25, 2022

Carrettes

An Arm chair know it all who talks about cars all day long. This is a person who cannot stop talking about cars all the time.

"I want to fit an induction kit to my new Cupra, and decat it."

But it never happens, carrettes about it all day long every day!

by boiracer January 4, 2012

Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?

Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"

by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019

gucci.carreto

Gucci and amina are the best.

You know Gucci? Yeah her and amina were the best people to ever exist! gucci.carreto

by meowgal August 22, 2021

carpeteer

One who eats carpet.

derogatory: I think that cat just tried to pocket the roach. What a carpeteer he be.

by Pararox April 9, 2004