carnie

Hotties at the Fair. When they talk you can smell that pungent breath and they move the wonderfully awefull B.O.

Mr.Ed, your sweet smell reminds me of a carnie.

by etsuko November 18, 2005

carnie

1. a carnival worker, especially a carnival barker.
2. perjorative shortening for carnist; someone who believes it’s okay to eat meat.

1. Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.
2. Carnies. Omnivores. Speciesists, you know. Smell like pigs’ flesh. Thin arteries.

by Hogtrude Parker April 15, 2021

Carnie

Gypsy Lads that work at the fair extremely sexy and only want one thing

I stared at the carnie all night when I was on the rides

by Miss simp May 4, 2022

carnie baller

a person who lives a high profile and/or flashy lifestyle way beyond their financial means

Did you see Joe’s new Escalade? He is such a carnie baller, that vehicle costs almost twice what he makes a year.

by The BIG Baller September 14, 2010

Carnie Wilson

Uber realitywhore. Has whored herself out to well over a dozen reality TV shows, several talk shows as well. Talks about intensely private things and even includes her small children in her desperation for money/attention. Will stop at nothing to not have to have a real job. A woman who will go on any reality show and/or talk show to become and/or stay famous. Someone who will do and say anything on television or through the media to achieve fame and/or keep themselves relevant. Pseudoceleb. Famewhore. Someone whose glory days have faded, who is desperate to cling onto whatever fame/attention they can get. She lived too high when famous and is now desperate to maintain that lifestyle, even if it includes making a sad spectacle of herself in the process. Surgery queen, has had numerous procedures in an attempt to gain attention and sustain it.

Wow, Lisa Rinna is really trying to go full Carnie Wilson huh? Another reality show and/or surgery and its a lock.

by angelofdevs June 13, 2013

carnie cuisine

Food sold at the carnival.

Deep fried twinkies and giant pickles for dinner again?!

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

carnie folk

Scary circus folk. Small hands...smell like cabbages...

There's only two things in this world that scare me. Nuclear war, and carnie folk.

by hotsexybiznatches January 26, 2004