Carlitos

Some mid-aged man who is cool and has kids. He sounds like the dad that puts all his money in stocks and does some hardcore workouts.

“Hey bro my dad put some money into stocks and is working out.”

“Damn he sounds like a Carlitos”

by Parida August 31, 2021

Hot Carlito

Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.

Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.

by CableB July 28, 2017

carlito

the most finest handsome dude on planet. carlito might be mean at first but get to know him. he is like no other. if you mess with him or his love ones he's jumping.

her: where is this fine carlito boy

friend: on your mind

by lil M.C April 25, 2019

Carlitos

A person who lives in El Paso and likes to frequent various strip clubs to show off his mad skills.

Jose: Man, who is this? (sticks 2 dollar bill in g string)
Juan: That's THE Carlitos.

by Shahbizzlebazzle April 28, 2010

Carlito

A kid That Poops in the middle of class

Ha Ha he took a Carlito what a fag.

by Andreas the man March 26, 2008

Carbortion

The act of leaving a small child in a car in a hot parking lot so that it will die.

Jamie wanted her party life back so she had a carbortion

by MethJew November 30, 2011

Calorious

adj. Containing calories.

Mmm.. girl that cheesecake is so calorious. your butt will grow two sizes.

by Barbies March 15, 2011