Canandaigua

A town in the suburbs of upstate, NY where the majority of rednecks, middle class families and old veterans live. Though for kids it is a great place to grow up in. In the summer, the kids would boat on the lake pretty much everyday. During the winter, they would go skiing/snowboarding at Bristol. In school the kids participle in sports and/or music. During the spring a lady with bags in her hands with gel on her face walks around the streets of canandaigua and is called "The Vaseline Lady". If you see her walking around then you know it's spring already. Canandaigua is mainly big for its lake, hunting, horseback riding, etc.

Canandaigua is a nice little town to grow up in even though the town is a little weird.

by oliviakl September 11, 2016

caranderizing

v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. Made illegal in areas of Europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. Caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. Considered a perversion with no victim. Whales cannot caranderize. Jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.

The man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike's owner or a properly issued permit.

by Lt. Johnny C. July 28, 2008

Crandall

Typically used to describe a male that possesses very masculine features.

A "Mans man"
Older people would say "Look at the shoulders on this guy would ya".
In modern language you would say "That guy is a real Crandall"

by Thomas J S January 22, 2008

Canandaigua

A city southeast of Rochester. Rivals with Victor. Known for lacrosse, Canandaigua Lake, Bristol Mountain, CMAC, and home of Wegmans, to name a few. Kids in the summer play in the lake or sit home. If you're an adult, you either take work off to go in the lake or bar hop. In the winter people go to Bristol Mountain or play hockey on the frozen lake, or sled anywhere you can find a good hill. It's a fun place to mess with tourists, and enjoy your life.

Hey, do you want to go to Canandaigua and play in the lake?

by lakelover222 July 3, 2017

Carandang

A pretty hot piece of man meat. Very good in bed.

"Oh girl, I wish I had a Carandang like you do."

by Mynameiserey. February 9, 2009

crandaddler

A person who consistently blurts out comments about how fat or big they are, however it is obviou to the human eye that they are nowhere ner fat!

Don't be such a crandaddler! You are 15 years old and 90lbs!

by macgandr215 December 10, 2009

Crandal

One who displays extreme qualities of intelligence, extreme giftedness, and an extreme skill in many different fields.

Another 100% on your test John, you are such a Crandal.

by Brinza August 27, 2009