"Did you clapulate with that woman from the bar last night? One of these days your penis is just going to burst into flames."
by cowboythecat December 19, 2008
Get the Clapulate mug.The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.
by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008
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by multicambandit January 27, 2009
Get the Copulated mug.When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.
He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.
by Mike737 September 25, 2006
Get the Crapulate mug.Anyone who turns on their location for everyone when they are plotting is calculated (and a loser).
because they want others to see what they’re doing
because they want others to see what they’re doing
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"Which one?"
"The blue escape capsule giving the D to all the other racecars"
"Which one?"
"The blue escape capsule giving the D to all the other racecars"
by MsE36 September 14, 2016
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