Boy: Hey you wanna go see a movie with me and Beth?
Friend: No, I can't.
Boy: Why not?
Friend: I got caught on the crapper.
Friend: No, I can't.
Boy: Why not?
Friend: I got caught on the crapper.
by Lolerskates96 June 1, 2010
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A state of confusion and disorientation after taking a major crap. Like that which is experienced after eating an entire CHIPOTLE burrito.
After exiting the bathroom, Dave said he was feeling ok but I could tell from his glazed-over eyes he was suffering from crapper's high.
by denbownium July 23, 2009
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Get the Dick Crapper mug.Noun: One who speaks incessantly, usually in a group setting and with dramatic, negative tone and with no regard for others' time, opinions or ideas.
"Did you hear Bob's ridiculous 25 minute bitch-session in that meeting? Man, he's a real word crapper."
by Josiah Bartlett June 16, 2008
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STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
by AWCornball June 17, 2010
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This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.
At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.
I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.
Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!
I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.
Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!
by _-_-_->The Shit Master<-_-_-_ July 24, 2009
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