Beef Canyon

Another term for the vagina to add to the illustrious list. Synonyms include, but are not limited to: yoni, poonani, cunt, gash, and ax wound. This term is especially useful in describing festively rump labium majora.

I love beef, and I love the Grand Canyon as any American should, but I'm not loving that vapid beef canyon.

by ZBT Spyder August 28, 2008

Hair Canyon

The area between the vagina and the rectum.

I was going down but discovered a nasty hair canyon.

by Someextra July 14, 2010

canyon lake high school

this school is filled with a bunch of fake ass hoes and cringe kids. half of our school is furrys. and girls think it’s a trend to get pregnant. from girls fucking teachers to people thinking there animals. oh and not mention , we have 4 assistant principals and an iss teacher who makes girls lift up their shirts.

we are the canyon lake high school crackheads :)

by dj & stephanie tanner March 29, 2019

man canyon

Man Canyon- (man can-yin) (n) A crevice or canyon (such as the Grand Canyon) in a male specimen

Russel bought a clean roll of toilet paper to keep his man canyon tidy

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Holy Moly Judy, that man canyon is deep!

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAamn, that man canyon is a one hairy jawn!

by Alex Jacobs and Zach Bowden August 26, 2007

Cornhole Canyon

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.

Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

by [insert witty name here] October 4, 2009

Head-Canyon

When you head canon something so far fetched it becomes illogical and impossible to believe.

I head-canyon that the smurfs are really white supremisists. That's why they all wear white.

by DaxSatodile August 31, 2017

American Canyon

A small town overrun by cops that have nothing better to do than to harass innocent teenagers trying to have fun. Instead of helping Vallejo where actual crime is happening

American Canyon Cops:
Cop1: hey I'm tired of sucking your dick
cop2: what dick?

cop1: lets arrest that kid! he's not wearing a helmet!
cop2:yea! i dont wanna help Vallejo, I'll get shot!
cop1 and 2: Yay!!! we're pussies!

by Thetruth5546 October 7, 2011