simuel canon

When two Italian boys get together in a Philosophy high school TV show against all odds.

Bro, simuel canon, bro.
Yes! Starting today, simuel canon.

by mercifuil September 17, 2023

canon nazi

In terms of fandom, a canon nazi is a person who strictly adheres to canon, with no deviation whatsoever. A canon nazi is not necessarily a creator of fanfic or fanart, and can just be someone who enjoys other fanworks adhering to canon (or complains about crackfic and other non-canon compliant works).

A: Did you read the fanfic about Draco and Snape?! Omg so hot.
B: No, I don't really like non-canon pairings.
A: OMG CANON NAZI

by xyv September 23, 2009

Canon Event

An event everyone must go through to keep the universe intact. Typically this event has effects on character development

“Bro fumbling that girl was a canon event”

by geometric123 June 16, 2023

Canonise the Saint

When a gentleman ejects his balls with such force that it sends the receiver backwards and leaves them with a halo of semen around their heads.

I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.

by Napoledan November 16, 2019

Head Canon

An idea or opinion about a fictional series (Book, TV, Comic, or otherwise) that is true in one's head, but has not become a canon fact.

In my head canon, Jade and Dave from Homestuck are totally in love with each other.

by Nellaxival August 4, 2011

canny lass

North eastern english slang for a good or nice lass'there is no other bigger compliment than being a canny lass'...that andrea shes a right canny lass

That andrea'shes a right canny lass

by spread the hoopla love August 4, 2015

Glonnie Canoy

A person who is 18 and above but acts like a child. It is also a person who is unbelievably cringe.

This guy is so cringe, he is probably Glonnie Canoy

by I live inside your walls April 6, 2022