The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.
by emilyhoskins03 December 6, 2010
Get the Jonathan Troy Calderonmug. The greatest man you will ever meet. He's super hot,. He's the best lover anyone could ever have. He's found his Emily, so other girls need to hop off. He has the most gorgeous deep brown eyes, that Emily gets lost in every time she dares gaze into them. He's an extremely gernerous person. He's a great friend, and he's extremely loyal. He's intelligent. He's strong. He's artistic. He has gorgeous collar bones. His hands are sexy as hell. He takes your breath away, and his smile makes you melt. He can be shy, but always respectful. He looks good in everything. He's a complete sweatheart. He's adorable beyond words. He's sexy. He's a passionate lover. He's an amazing kisser. He's trustworthy. He's a good fucker. He's gullable. He's great in bed. He's creative. He's artistic. He can make you laugh at any given point. And he's all mine.
by emilyhoskins03 December 7, 2010
Get the Jonathan Troy Calderonmug. The soon-to-be former governor of Puerto Rico and the reason(Along with the bitchy female team from The Apprentice 2) why female empowerement and decency is going down the drain.
It wasn't Hurricane Jeanne who blacked out all of Puerto Rico and caused the death of all those poor handicapped people who needed life-support machines to live--it was Sila.
by vgerx2001 October 8, 2004
Get the Sila Maria Calderonmug. Irresistibly hot and kinda short but, he will always love his significant other because he has no one else to. If he is your friend/bff, keep him. You know he is mad funny and nice to people he likes, he will roast anyone, and is always perfectly hispanic be he dont speak no spanish.
by Not Aj calderon August 17, 2021
Get the Aj calderonmug. Vanna Calderon is that 0.0000000015% in 7,900,000,000. She's the typa person to just goof around with. She could make you smile and laugh even in your greatest sorrows. This dumbass is insecure for literally no reason?????? She's very elegant and pretty and she tops it off with her Badass Bitch, Maternal Instinct, Crazy, Psychotic, Funny, Kind personality. She's that someone who you could laugh with in pure silence, someone who's there for you when your world turned upside down, she's that someone who takes care of you and treats you like her child (granted I'm a toddler), someone who's there to be proud of you during your greatest feats, someone I'm proud and glad to call my best friend :) can't wait to make new memories with her irl.
by anonymousjettmain May 12, 2022
Get the Vanna Calderonmug. The weird bitch that asks everyone out but has a boyfriend. she fucking sits on people like what the hell.
by Troll on the interwebs sksksks April 14, 2019
Get the Rebecca Calderonmug. The most beautiful, sweetest girl in the world who has the biggest heart and personality, she is the best lover and knows how to make you happy, she also is the best girlfriend you could ask for and is super loyal and has a ex bf who she will always love no matter what
by Ashley Narvaez Calderon November 19, 2020
Get the Ashley Narvaez Calderonmug.