Culverize

The act of completely fucking shit up that was at full operational capability.

"Goddamit Carl that system was fine until you fucking culverized it!"

"Don't let Carl touch that he will culverized it!"

"Don't culverize that! It took me so long to fix!"

by Dwtc14-002 July 10, 2014

casperized

to giz on top of a girls head then throw a white sheet on her head.

"I Casperized that ho. She looked like Casper the friendly Ghost!"

by Jihad One December 3, 2007

caldering

The act of doing something that no one else sees as rebellious, and then taking a picture of it.

Remember that time there was the "stay off the rocks" sign only one of us was brave enough to go caldering that time.

by GingerHipster October 11, 2011

Cauterize

A kick ass punk rock band from Canada. No longer together, sadly. They have released 4 albums, all which kick ass, under the name Cauterize and two under the name T.O.E. Their music has appeared in the game 1080 Avalanche and the movie Eurotrip.

Their singles include:
Something Beautiful
Killing Me
Choke
Closer
Minor Key Symphony

Other badass songs include:
Waking To The Sun
Porcelain (A beautiful power ballad)
Shooting Stars
Miracles or Medicine

It's also worth noting that this band is CRIMANALLY underrated, and is up to par, and even better in some aspects, than mainstream punk bands such as Rise Against and Against Me!, anybody who enjoys the genre of music owes it to themselves to check Cauterize out.

Punk fan 1: Hey, isn't Rise Against a great band?
Punk fan 2: Yeah, but I think Cauterize is way better
Punk fan 1: Who the hell is Cauterize?
Punk fan 2: *Gives punk fan 1 a Cauterize CD*
Punk fan 1: Holy shit this is amazing! *Chucks Rise Against CD out the window*

*They both begin headbanging and moshing*

by thatguywiththecurlyhair July 31, 2009

culverized

To be incrusted or englazed with semen. To be covered in magma like cum

That young blonde was culverized on the casting couch; she did not make the directors cut.

by Von Krebs November 2, 2008

Calenderize

To add something onto a calender or schedule.

Person 1: Did you remember about the party tomorrow?

Person 2: Oh no, I forgot to calenderize it!

by K and K incorperated July 6, 2010

Caldersexual

Caldersexual is the sexuality in which you have an undying love for Calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. Everyone is either an open Caldersexual or a closeted one. It's in your genetics to love him.

The moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love Calder. Therefore, i am Caldersexual.

Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.

PROUD CALDERSEXUAL.

by Caldersexual_4_Life November 11, 2011