n : a therapist who practices chyropractic, it is the official decreed job title of the Anti-Christ within the multidimentional corporation 'Lucither and Son'.
Chyropractic: A system of therapy in which mankind is considered the result of abnormal function of God's nervous system. The method of treatment usually involves manipulation of the UN and other governmental bodys.
Chyropractors are generally believed by trade unions to be highly underpaid, and have been pushing for a salary raise since the stock market crash of the 80s.
Chyropractic: A system of therapy in which mankind is considered the result of abnormal function of God's nervous system. The method of treatment usually involves manipulation of the UN and other governmental bodys.
Chyropractors are generally believed by trade unions to be highly underpaid, and have been pushing for a salary raise since the stock market crash of the 80s.
"I went to see the Chyropractor yesterday, its amazing the way Satan sucked my soul out also solved my back problem."
"I sold my soul to the devil, now everyone believes I'm God and the ache has gone from my shoulder"
"I sold my soul to the devil, now everyone believes I'm God and the ache has gone from my shoulder"
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Off-roading enthusiast: My 4X4 got kinda bent outta shape after doing the 100km Baja slalom, so I hadda take her to a caropractor to get her runnin' smooth and straight again.
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A guy who couldn’t get into medical school who tries to rip your head off, usually done in a strip mall next to a Little Caesar’s.
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I made the mistake of taking on two major home reconstruction projects simultaneously. I have been busier than Bovino's Chiropractor trying to get anything done.
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If da teenage delinquent who hadda "face da music" by listening to his horridly-off-key-voiced mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke had asked said female parent to go see a choiropractor first, perhaps her vocal rendition of said patriotic ballad might have been a bit more palatable for him to endure.
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