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Catalan-ed

Just about as equivalent as a "cause i said so". This will usually happen when your attempting to do something and any person that is above you will just shit on your life on anything you try to do ever. This is usually backed up with a BIG bowl of bullshit.
Teacher: "Alright class we will be having a new seating chart"
You: "Can i sit in the back"
Teacher: "No you cant."
You: Why Not?
Teacher: "Cause I have seen you mess around a lot."
You: When?
Friend: "Don't fight it, you have just got catalan-ed."
by PipeFixerForeman December 5, 2018
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Catalana

An amazing girl, someone who can make anybody happy by just being around. Someone who can make every bad thing go away. Someone who everyone loves.
Eva: oh my! Its catalana!
Everyone: yay!
by duckblueflying November 18, 2020
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Sebastian castallanos

Hey dude who is Sebastian castallanos ?
He is daddy.
by Protovirus May 2, 2018
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Old catalano

Italian male at around the age of 40 will proceed to have sex with a little girl, become convicted of statutory rape, and go to jail

True story
that old catalano is a fucker
by dugey and booboo September 9, 2007
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Catalino

N. A very Weird man who often walks around with Various stains on his clothing.
Adj. To describe one's failure
V. To beat Women
You know that guy that walks around with those stains? He mus be a Catalino!
I've gotten F's all year, I gonna catalino it.
That man is piss drunk, he might catalino his wife.
by I am Ramu? May 2, 2011
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catalana

A cute and amazing girl who makes everyone happy
Eva: Its catalana!
Everyone: Yay!
by duckblueflying November 18, 2020
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Cackalanche

A cackalanche is any overwhelming encounter with a large quantity of shit.
A typical cackalanche is what you might find when you attempt to change a heavily soiled nappy.
by Crafty Chemist January 10, 2010
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