canteen punk

A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.

Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

i cant even right now

When fangirls cant right now they cant breathe or do anything they are in happy shock

Fangirl1:Did you see Dan's new video

Fangirl 2:YES AND I CANT EVEN RIGHT NOW

by Kiralondon22 January 10, 2016

Canter

Scottish ; means easy.

Staying off the drink is a canter

by User67776489 December 7, 2019

miseria cantare

Latin for "To sing sorrow" or "Sing of sorrow".

Also the intro to AFI (A Fire Inside)'s album Sing the Sorrow. It's one of the best intro songs ever known to humans.

From Miseria Cantare (The Beginning) by AFI.:
Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame... Incinerate

Random guyr: A song called Sing of Sorrow? They sound pretty emo.
AFI fan: *smacks random guy*

by snow_cinematic October 6, 2008

Cantacular

The supposition that beer in cans is better than beer in bottles because it 1) stays fresh longer, 2) is easier to transport and 3) has a lower environmental impact.

Luke: I didn't know they put Sly Fox IPA in cans, they're awesome!
Darth: Yeah, could this day possibly get any more cantacular?
Luke: High five my brother!

by sans sheriff February 19, 2010

Cantember

The nonexistent month in which we somehow find time to do all the shit we have no time to do. A combination of can't even and can you not, with a little "can't remember" thrown in.

"What's the deadline?" "Client said ASAP, but they say that every damn day, so let's just shoot for the first week in Cantember."

by wordwitch_jess January 10, 2018

Cantelope

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022