Call of Duty Timing

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020

Call me kevin

The creator of Jim Pickens

Call me kevin made jim pickens our dear leader

by Legiondary March 15, 2019

Call on Line 2

Another way of telling someone you need to get away to take a poo.

Dude, hold that thought, I will be right back, I've got a call on line 2.

by Omnimous September 21, 2009

Call of Duty

A game that makes people think that they are gun experts after playing.

Person 1: "Look at this dude. It's an original AK47!"

Person 2: "You're a fucking idiot. It's clearly an AK74U with a retractable stock, dumbass."

Person 1: "Shut the fuck up, you play Call of Duty."

by StoutShako May 11, 2014

call for the curve

To have a B.M. Like a catcher signaling a pitcher for the curve ball, you crouch and drop a number two.

Oh my, I'll be unavailable for the next 15 minutes, I have to call for the curve.

by Kerblotto July 27, 2009

call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

by Garret February 3, 2005

call in rich

To "call in rich" is to not show up to work because you're senior enough and/or so well vested and rolling in old company dough that nobody really cares what you do.

"Where's whats-his-name today? He was supposed to be in my meeting."

"No idea. I think he's around, but I haven't seen him..."

"I sure wish that I could call in rich, too."

by butterlobster August 4, 2009