by FatCow000069 August 6, 2020
Get the Clotpole mug.1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
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During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.
Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"
Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"
Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"
by terminal2 October 14, 2009
Get the cloth encounter mug.Hoes that love dick so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven't washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks - but that bitch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.
"I stopped at Billy's the other day - must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel."
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"
by reversefront September 9, 2016
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Get the Street Clothes mug.fibre (FEE-BRAY) clothing
noun
1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas
2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs
3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama
noun
1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas
2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs
3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama
"I bought some fibre clothing so I could attend the Halloween costume party as a homeless man."
"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."
"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."
by Famous Amos June 2, 2008
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