Buttspeech

When someone talks non-sense and says something that is not audibly understandable. Talks out of his/her butt.

There are no examples. Buttspeech is comprehensive.

Buttspeech user: fdshg gfdgsf aofejwnc
You: What the hell did you just say?

by dharasick October 8, 2009

Buttsore

Used to describe someone who has trouble taking a joke, especially a joke that most people find funny.

Dennis was buttsore, he wanted to remove a definition that used his name on urbandictionary.com.

by Peter Bitter June 1, 2004

buttsniper

a really horny dude who goes around trying to have anal sex

Dude, did you see that guy? He hella wanted to buttsnipe that chick!"

by Lucy September 28, 2004

Buttcape

A cape or cloth covering the rear end of a man or woman. If there is cloth on either or both sides of the hips, it would not be considered a butt cape, but a skirt with half of it cut off or just a plain old skirt.

Chun Li from Street Fighter really owns that buttcape look! Good for her!

by Cliffmightbeachair November 28, 2015

buttshover

An extreme form of bullying where jocks shove a nerdy victim's face up another jock's butt and that jock poops on the nerd's face. Often given with a wedgie & swirlie since it has similarities to those.

If jocks are going this far, they may go all out to make it as humiliating and disgusting as possible - for example, by rubbing the nerd's face in the jock's butt to smear the shit, by spanking the nerd to make him gasp and have to eat shit, by making him lick the shit out of the jock's buttcrack, or by forcing him to open his mouth and pooping directly into his mouth. The easiest place for the buttshover to be administered is over a toilet, so jocks will often give a chocolate swirly in the excess shit.

Variations include:
-the stinkface: better known as a wrestling move where the perpetrator just farts.
-the pie-in-the-face buttshover: a jock lies face-down and shits so that the poop is all over his butt, then the nerd is shoved quickly into it to mimic a pie in the face.
-shitshorts: the nerd is lowered upside-down into the jock's shorts. The buttshover is given & then the jock changes out of his soiled shorts & the jocks make the nerd wear them & give him a messy wedgie in them.
-butt sandwich: 2 jocks completely engulf the nerd's head between both their butts & poop on his face & the back of his head at the same time.
-the butt bomb: the cruelest of the cruel, a buttshover with (explosive) diarrhea.

Ryan: Yo dude, that nerd Dylan keeps looking at me funny, let's give him a royal buttshover in gym today. You with me?
Jack: Bro, sick! We can give him a swirlie and hanging wedgie on the stall when we're done.
(later)
Dylan: What are you doing- no, please! Owww! NOOOOOOOOO- ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by yikestbh August 21, 2017

buttspecking

using a speculum to gaze into a person's anal cavity, usually for sexual pleasure.

i went to my gynecologist, but i think he was more interested in buttspecking than the open sores on my vagina.

by dr.smegman January 21, 2011

buttscooter

A buttscooter is a broad term used to describe anyone you think deserves the name. Whether someone is just being annoying or a total dumbass. Buttscooter is the perfect terminology that encompass all aspects of an insult.

Example 1:
Megan: "is cheez-it one word or two??"
Kaitlyn: "Megan, stop being such a buttscooter"

by K_cause December 3, 2017