flower in his buttonhole

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus

He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!

by kiddingme August 6, 2008

buttonhole

The thing Annie Lennox whistles through as she bounces home crying

I don't find my self bouncing home whistling buttonhole tunes to make me cry

See Fart

May sometimes be confused for a Whistling Bunghole

by Aunt Jackie of Roseanne fame September 26, 2009

belly buttonjob

like an earjob or blow job but in someones belly button

Instead of getting a blowjob my girlfriend gave me a belly buttonjob

by bigpad February 27, 2011

Buttonhook

during sex, doggiestyle of course, slipping two (or three) fingers in her butt, and picking her up off the ground and/or bed whilest screaming "BUTTONHOOK!!!" or "ZOINKS!"

I couldn't hear Jen cry when I gave her the hucklebuck, because I was of course shouting, "BUTTONHOOK!"

by Prime Time April 12, 2005

buttonography

The story of your button and its life. A book on your button and its adventures.

Have you read his buttonography?
His buttonography is amazing!
That buttonography won a Pulitzer.

by Senor Chodes January 22, 2005

buttonhole

Sticking your dick in someone's belly button

I buttonholed her so hard last night.

by puppylover69 June 12, 2016

buttonboinking

The act of changing a bellybutton from an outty to an inny during intercorse.

Dude, I'm looking so forward to buttonboinking his sister.

by Kevin L January 25, 2005