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buttonsloth

A creature that lives in Innis, who, while sitting at Tim Horton's for at least 2 hours, spends all of the time slowly buttoning and unbuttoning up it's coat while staring into space.
It is not common to witness a buttonsloth drooling while performing this act.

Most buttonsloths are usually well dressed, apart from occasional sweatpants. When afraid, they make high pitched squeaky noises that remind you of elephant orgasm.
Yo, Look at Ramon, he's a buttonsloth! He's high as a m******fuker!
by MyLaundryIsDone February 6, 2012
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Stack of buttons

The way one's penis looks after exiting the pool.
Man, my dicks like a stack of buttons right now.
by Bryan November 19, 2004
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Backyard Bottomslash

The very best kind of buttsecks: out in the open, scarin' all the neighbors.

(This actually references a character's NAME in the Japanese manga-based novel Death Note: Another Note. Although there wasn't much buzz about the name in Japan, the manga nerds of the US were laughing their...well, asses off.)
A. Signs you've been backyard bottomslashing:

1) You and your lover always have unexplainable all-over tans.

2) Your neighbors keep threatening to have you taken away for public indecency.

3) So do all those bastards at the pool.

4) So does your little sister.

5) You can't read the Death Note novel without getting turned on.

6) You know exactly how hard it is to try to get a grass stain off of your knees, chest, AND back...all in the same day.

7) And of course, it always helps if you're gay.

B. Nerd One: "Dude, I tried to read Another Note but I couldn't stop laughing at the buttsexx0r name!"

Nerd Two: "I know. I started an online fanbase for it, Backyard Bottomslashers Anonymous."
by Cursed-blessings September 26, 2009
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Ham Buttons

Refers to the nipples of a particularly fat woman.
Holy shit look at da ham buttons on those look like a stack of checkers pieces under there.
by CaptainFluffernutter May 1, 2015
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Boobie Buttons

slang for a girl's nipples
hey matt, check those boobie buttons out!
real neat huh?!
by greycellsinxs September 28, 2008
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apple bottoms

a person who has a large perfectly round derriere.
Check out that chick's apple bottoms in those jeans!
by SMC November 18, 2003
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Benjamin Buttons Penis

When your penis is large and very impressive at a flaccid state but when you gain an erection it shrinks to a very small babby carrot.
I have to give that chick the soft serve because I have a benjamin buttons penis
by TeaBaggins01 May 23, 2016
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