Butthurtitis

An internet epidemic that causes users to suffer from irrational levels of butthurt. This can be digitally transmitted from one netizen to another. Symptoms include pew pew, nerd rage and loss of rationale.

"I think he has butthurtitis, he hasn't stopped pew pew-ing all day!"

by PacMan23 November 6, 2012

Butthurtism

Th act of getting upset because you're being over sensitive.

My feels were hurt after Jesica was fake mad at me. Classic case of butthurtism.

by DrGainzphdinSwoll August 26, 2015

butterstory

When someone tells a really uneventful story but they hype you up for it.

Jack: I have the FUNNIEST thing to tell you.
Amy: Ok, what?
Jack: So, I go up this hill, and I fall down haha
Amy: Wow, that's a real butterstory. :/

by brooke7318 August 12, 2017

buttcrust

(sometimes hyphenated butt-crust)

n. Hardened fecal matter not cleansed from the anal area. (Usually Vulgar)

Quaid's excessive buttcrust stained his underwear.

by Sudo Nim December 15, 2003

ButtHurt

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Adam got butthurt when Mike stole his bitch.

by Kent April 19, 2003

Backwoods Butthurting

A term for anal rape in a rural enviroment. Most likely coined in a place such as WV, or Montana.

Yuppie: Please sir, take my wallet! Just don't hurt mich!
Redneck: Oh i'm gon' hurt you alright. A good ol' fashioned Backwoods Butthurting.
Yuppie: NOOO! *dragged away*

by Harry Warden April 29, 2009

Butthurt

When someone is mad or throwing a temper tantrum because of a joke or something trivial. DISCLAIMER: Being butthurt does not mean someone who is mad after someone relentlessly bullying someone. Look up the definitions for Schrodinger's douche bag.

Bill was butthurt after I said that that his sideburns were uneven.

by FuckYouAndy March 25, 2020