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Butthersia
Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.
Butthersia by DredMan January 28, 2013
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Butthurt Lord
Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.
Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."
Butthurt Lord by QwertyTwinkleToes May 30, 2019
Captain Butthurt
Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt
Captain Butthurt by ThatOneWhiteGuyEveryoneHugs August 18, 2013
buttfrustrated
The state of being uncomfortably agitated as a result of something that conflicts with ones interest. Usually used in a setting where one is agitated by something that is factual or actual, as opposed to the ideal of the one being so frustrated. Likely an evolution of the term 'butthurt' for a similar condition. See also, Asspained.
Wyh so internet hurt
Is ti becose someon deleeted ur favorite weab o thread
or just because u r
AUTISMAL AS FUCK
Probaby both nerd
Homo symptoms:
Owned at gaems
Ownded at internet
Owned at life
Butt Doctor Verdict:
BUTTFRUSTRATED
Is ti becose someon deleeted ur favorite weab o thread
or just because u r
AUTISMAL AS FUCK
Probaby both nerd
Homo symptoms:
Owned at gaems
Ownded at internet
Owned at life
Butt Doctor Verdict:
BUTTFRUSTRATED
buttfrustrated by Satan H. Christ November 5, 2011
Butthurt People
People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion usually starting with the word "WOW."
Person 1: Butthurt people are so annoying. They just flooded my video, talking about how I shouldn't be joking about (insert thing here).
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.
Butthurt People by TheFakeBryanGiha June 18, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.