butthurst

An uncontrollable love for a tan hairy person

Jack:Kevin did you hear that mike is a butthurst

Kevin:Yes it's because he likes that tan hairy girl what's her name?

Jack:Hailey

by Yahonk December 17, 2013

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Butthersia

It's basically the formal definition of being butthurt.

Guy: Doctor, I think I'm crazy! I'm so jealous of everyone that it pains me in my rear.
Doctor: Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you're suffering from Butthersia.

by DredMan January 28, 2013

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Butthurt Lord is when you get salty over a simple thing while you bitch and complain about how trash is it since the object you're complain about is very easy. This is also called pulling a Legacy Storms.

Butthurt Lord also known as Legacy Storms got so damn butthurt that he complained over "how he can't open a 5 dollar happy meal because it's too hard and fragile."

by QwertyTwinkleToes May 30, 2019

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Captain Butthurt

Someone who is consistently angry or aggravated at everyone and everything.

Sam: Dude is Danny being Captain Burrhurt again?
Nate: Yeah he just punched Brandon for laughing at him, he's definitely being Captain Butthurt

by ThatOneWhiteGuyEveryoneHugs August 18, 2013

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buttfrustrated

The state of being uncomfortably agitated as a result of something that conflicts with ones interest. Usually used in a setting where one is agitated by something that is factual or actual, as opposed to the ideal of the one being so frustrated. Likely an evolution of the term 'butthurt' for a similar condition. See also, Asspained.

Wyh so internet hurt
Is ti becose someon deleeted ur favorite weab o thread
or just because u r
AUTISMAL AS FUCK

Probaby both nerd
Homo symptoms:
Owned at gaems
Ownded at internet
Owned at life

Butt Doctor Verdict:
BUTTFRUSTRATED

by Satan H. Christ November 5, 2011

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Butterstick

One of a kind.

My butterstick is one of a kind.

by Ninor. December 22, 2012

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Butthurt People

People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion usually starting with the word "WOW."

Person 1: Butthurt people are so annoying. They just flooded my video, talking about how I shouldn't be joking about (insert thing here).
Person 2: Yeah. They're so annoying.

by TheFakeBryanGiha June 18, 2016

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