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Birmingham, MI

A city in Michigan. One of the richest cities in the entire country. We all talk on I-phones, drive in SUV's and Porshes, and break the laws without even caring.

Where teenagers take over the city until 10 PM on weekends, try to act 'ghetto', go try out thousand dollar dresses for fun on weekends, and where there are no pageants but everyone acts like life is a beauty pagent.

There are many summer swim clubs, all with rivalries, nearly everyone owns a pair of UGG's and a North Face, and all the girls typically either figure skate or horseback ride.

Most moms stay at home, and kids don't go to school beacuse they don't 'feel like it'. There are often repeated names, most moms nearly run over someone at one point, and people act like wearing Forever 21 is like wearing Goodwill. A trip to Florida for a week is frowned upon, while Europe is the most popular destination.

The addictions here are brand names, popularity, and boyfriend addicts.

I would know. I live here.
Anna: "Hey, didn't you go to Birmingham, MI this weekend?"
Claire: "Yeah. It's like the Westchester of Michigan!"
by Princess_Marie April 5, 2011
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Burninate

To immolate violently and without just cause.
Trogdor burninates the countryside, and any peasant unfortunate enough to cross his path of wanton burnination.
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The Chicken is Burning

trolling parents of 7 year old cod players. made popular by Minnesota Burns
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bumrink

After a bit of a hard worked dump the residue left after what you consider was a thorough wipe. Or the flecks of detritus left after a trump which someone may describe as 'that sounded wet.'
Got a touch of bumrink after that curry.

Eww that sounded moist. I bet you've got bumrink now.
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burning willie

the act of forcing hand sanitizer up a girls ass or vagina and then fucking them
i put germ x in my girl friends ass befor i had dirty anal sex and she called it a burning willie
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Birmingham Telephone Call

When you insert a cell-phone set to vibrate into a woman's vagina and then call her number.
No vibrator? A Birmingham telephone call will do.
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Burcin

Gorgeous human being. Has a fantastic personality. She is aware of people's genuine nature and exudes a positive attitude at all times. She catches everyone's attention wherever she goes since she is the hottest person in the room.

Also means female deer :)
Oh my god, you’re acting like Burcin today.
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