Burke-Perrin

A creature with an unnaturally small and crooked phallous. Often found in the over-grown red bushes of North London, Burke-Perrin's are very protective of their nature. They bond very well with snakes and dutch people. The Burke-Perrin's sense of smell is extraordinary, it can sense danger from a mile away. Unfortunately however, it cannot establish what a stranger female's sexual preference is. Its mating call sounds like a black man who has gone without chicken for five years.

Dude no.1: Did you see that mammal at Punk last night, it looked like the love child of Dylan Moran and that bloke from Amelie

Dude no.2: Oh yeah dude, it was such a Burke-Perrin

by Andre Villas-BoASSASSASSASSASS September 4, 2012

Burke County

A Low Life Town Full of Smuts that Just want to have as many kids as possible , These smuts will even lie about getting pregnant watch out , Other than all the smuts most of the guys are low life's that hang around walmart all the time there is nothing to do in this town and no one worth meeting , There is nothing But low life's with 3 baby daddy's or drama bitches that spend there time trying to find a baby daddy. Everyone is Rude , Ugly , Nasty

ps. You may find a good time at any of the local restaurants most of the nasty smuts are waitresses

Damn , I accidentally had sex with One of those Burke County Bitches , Now I got to pay child support and I got the Herps !!

by misskaribbyy March 13, 2012

burke Sellers

when you are extremely awesome and give hasan bro hugs

Burke Sellers is so Burke Sellers.

by Ricoissexy August 25, 2011

Burke Stanton

Burke Stanton is insanely fast and kind. He also plays the Oboe.

Joe: Did you know that Burke Stanton once outran a cheetah?
Dean: Yep

by YouKnowWhoTheFuckThisIs*** January 1, 2022

Burke-ize

The act of personalizing a body of work or action; putting your own "twist" to a previous body of work or action.

I watched Jake perform the basketball move, then I Burke-ized it.

by Dr. KB July 7, 2008

Burke Mountain

Only the best place on Earth. The home to Dougs drop, east bowl, rerun and stoners. Everyone at Burke comes to escape their lives, drink in the Bear Den and party in the hotel. There is no one else like 'Burkies'

There is going to be some epic powder days this weekend at Burke Mountain

by littytitty123 October 23, 2019

Burke out

To freak out, loose your cool or self control.

1.Danni took some 'shrooms and had a bad trip, she ended up burkin' out in the back of my 300C.
2.Clam down, don't burke out and do some crazy shit.
3. I burked out at the McDonald's over on JFK Boulevard after that jabroni forgot my Big Mac again.

by Box of Wood Spiderz November 26, 2020