Bumped the kerb

When you are doing the business with the mrs and your purple headed battering ram exits the pink and enters the stink at speed!

Bloody hell Ben! I was nailing the mrs last night and bumped the kerb She went apeshit! Thought I'd broke my knob in half!

by Butler069 September 23, 2016

have you bumped your head?

It essentially means you have you lost your mind? or it can be used to express your hatred or dislike for a particular activity or person, similar to kms.

"Moe's is better than Chipotle."
"Have you bumped your head?!?"
or

"This traffic makes me want to bump my head."

or
"Help! I have bumped my head and I can't get up!"

by colls42 December 4, 2013

Bumped

To be left out or left on your own by a group of people

Person 1: Did nobody tell you about that party?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: You've been Bumped!

by EPC April 2, 2008

Fell and bumped your head

Meaning you must be seriously crazy. That you or someone else is experencing a really dumb moment at that time.

After Jimmy made the dumbest comment I ever heard I said fool you done "fell and bumped your head"

by darrin2000 November 29, 2007

Bumped

To have a a party or social gathering and the police show up. ; shut down.

Todd: "Hey you going to Maria's house tonight?"

Jake: "No way man, it's definitely going to get bumped."

by Suzy Q11 September 9, 2015

bumple

A little piece of poop.

"Look out for the bumple!!"

by pedro February 16, 2005

penis bumbledorf

The greatest of all the porn Wizards. Famous for his roles in the "Hairy Twatter" movies.

Penis Bumbledorf has guided Hairy Twatter in his quest to become a great wizard.

by Tulaner January 19, 2006