Bumping Uglies

Slang term used for two people having sexual intercoarse

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

by SlopNChop December 3, 2018

bump uglies

To hook up with someone.

Did you hear that Mike was bumping uglies with Kate behind the auditorium?

Hey Ann, wanna bump uglies?

by Popand Lock October 4, 2012

BUMPING UGLIES

TWO UGLY PEOPLE HAVING SEX

DWIGHTE SCHRUTE AND MIMI FROM DREW CAREY WERE BUMPING UGLIES LAST NIGHT, IT WAS NASTY!

by JAVISE84 October 15, 2008

Bumping Uglies

Fornicating in the doggy style position wherein the booty has a rather large amount of pimples.

I flipped her over and realized I was going to be bumping uglies

by Dictionary Management February 21, 2010

Bumping uglies

When big tootsie and meme lord do the dirty

Is tootsie n lord bumping uglies?

by bigshnuutsies December 30, 2016

Bumping the uglies

It’s a synonym for sexual Intercourse being that the uglies are a male and female genitals (private area) and bumping together

Are you bumping the uglies with latia

by Ugh sirusly December 16, 2019

Bump uglies

When two straight guys bump and rub their uglies together.

(Straight guys by definition don't appreciate the beauty of male genitalia therefore rendering them ugly in their perspective)

Josh and Nick got so wasted they started to bump uglies on the living room floor.

by sudnvm May 30, 2020