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bumjugged

The act of having anal sex
That speed whore, loves to get bumjugged
by Anonymous April 2, 2003
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bumfukleniddle

Michelle you are bumfukleniddle!
by Master Bator May 9, 2005
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Bumfuzzled

The state of being intrigued, captivated, puzzled by something--good or bad--that stays with you after the experience and keeps you wondering how you feel about it, where it's headed, etc. Definitely something that could go either way.
Did you see Lady Gaga's dress last night at the Grammy's? I mean, I get that she's making a statement, but what's got me bumfuzzled is that did it with raw meat, like real chops on her chops, rump roast on her rump. It was like "whoa!," but I'm not sure what it meant or if I really liked it.

My performance review has me bumfuzzled. I got high marks on everything, but then one of the comments was, "Mark is such a good performer, I can't tell if he's giving it his all." What does that mean?

I was at CES, and I am completely bumfuzzled by the new Nokia Lumia launch. I mean, yeah, it's a good phone. But now? I mean, aren't you dead already? No one has a Nokia.
by Sven Mongo March 9, 2012
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bumfungle

To mess up completely, without being able to fix.

Clusterfuck, for 6 year olds.
There's thousands of puppy dogs in my house, what the hell am I going to do about this bumfungle!
by Bullshit@rtist November 2, 2009
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bumfuzzled

Completely and utterly sexually exhausted. Originally meant 'confused,' but this is so much funnier.
"Please, honey, no more tonight. I'm bumfuzzled."
by DumbChipmunk June 1, 2004
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Bumfungle

n.

1. A chaotic mess, or general confusion. Cf clusterfuck, shamozzle, SNAFU

2. A mildly pejorative term for a person prone to foolishness or mistakes.

v.

3. To bamboozle or confuse.
1. "The prior administrations's bumfungle has not nearly run it's course."

"This was a bumfungle from the beginning."

2. "What bumfungle decided that this was a good idea?"

"John, you bumfungle!"

3. "You just bumfungle me on your reasoning."
by P75 November 2, 2009
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bumfucked

I was bumfucked when I wasn't voted off in the first round.
by Millro August 2, 2007
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