Bumbledore

A grand wizard of online dating. Bumbledore has been online dating for a long time, knows the dos and don’ts and is willing to mentor newbies.

Mark: What do you think of my profile Kimbra?

Kimbra: Dude, it sucks. You need to talk to Bumbledore to sort that shit out.

by 80s Romantic September 19, 2019

bumbodread

1. A "fake" Rastafarian.
2. One whom fashions dreadlocks (naughty dreadlocks) for non-religious, often shallow or trendy reasons.

"Lil Wayne is a rassclot bumbodread!"

"I did see him eating at Burger King, damn Bumbodread!"

by zigggy7 December 14, 2008

bummed

to be rather depressed about a certain issue or problem

kevin was rather bummed about how his relationship finished with jenny.

by BennyBoy89 January 8, 2008

Ur-bombed

when you come up with a word on Urban Dictionary that is pure genius, that you know will be featured on the main page, and when you send it in they don't reject it and it isn't published

dude 1: when is your word up on Urban Dictionary?
dude 2: It won't be, I've been Ur-bombed.

by ~Sillanpää~ February 20, 2009

bumbledoofus

A person who is lost and without adequate intellectual resources.

Although blessed with a winning smile, he has always been a complete bumbledoofus.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 20, 2019

H bombed

Being under the influence of heroin.

Dude came to work H bombed again so they fired him.

by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

bummed out

-adjective. Feeling really depressed and sad about an issue. gloomy; morose. Affected by unhappiness or grief; sorrowful; mournful. To be in such a saddened state such as when you miss someone or something that you can't stop thinking about that person or something

Dude... my girlfriend couldn't come over today. I REALLY miss her a lot. I feel really bummed out! :(

by XXXpinoy777 July 24, 2010