Buffeter

Pronounced buffet-ers.

The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.
The food is great....but the buffeters are making me lose my appetite!
by Baiko September 27, 2012
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Buffetting

The act of throwing an object out of a window due to it not performing as expected
Jim - "this disc is awful"
Steven - "then start buffetting it!"
by sbarber15 July 01, 2011
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Buffeteer

A noun used to describe someone who enjoys or frequently attends buffets.
Lucy sure is a buffeteer, this is her fourth buffet this week!
by potpie88 April 06, 2010
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Buffet

Buffet is a short and discreet way for saying buttface.
How could you do that to me? You're such a buffet.
by LayJeno March 11, 2019
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Buffet

A place where depending on the type of buffet serves a vast amount of food. Usually this food falls under the same food category. There are some buffets that offer varieties of foods and not just one type. Usually those are the ones to go to. There are Chinese buffets, American buffets, Mexican buffets, and many more. Not all people at buffets are fat. I love buffets and I'm no where near fat.
Crappy buffets:Hometown, Golden Corral, cheap Chinese shit holes in my town that are pricey and give food poisoning.

Pricey buffets that are worth it: Sizzler's, Fiesta Buffet(Las Vegas), and usually the ones found in bigger cities.
by Yo5920 July 11, 2008
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Buffet

1 - Everything

2 - All you can eat

3 - every sexual position, performance, option

4 - all the body parts for a sexual act
His favorite past time was visiting the all you can eat buffet.

She enjoyed the all you can eat buffet.

A case of the cranberries limited the all you can eat buffet.
by jessikka_rabbitt December 08, 2009
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The Buffet

The food your friends don't eat at a restraunt. To "order the buffet" is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won't finish. Best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don't box and reheat well.
Friend 1: I'm getting the Hungry Man. What about you?
Friend 2: Think I'm just going to have the buffet.
(to Waitress) Friend 2: I'm fine, thanks.
by Ty Winter March 18, 2007
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