a prostitute in your average urban environment that is so tore up and smoked out she thinks she is as beautiful as miss america and gets really confused and angry when you and your friends drive by in the car laughing your ass off at her delusional state.
hey look at that water buffalo over there on the corner, she thinks she's as beautiful as Julia Roberts in pretty woman!! haha!!!
by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009
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Sells fakes at a mark up to unsuspecting noobs.
Has a face like a c*nt and a cock for a nose.
Sells fakes at a mark up to unsuspecting noobs.
Has a face like a c*nt and a cock for a nose.
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Get the water buffalo mug.a term for a disliked university adminsitrator. A reference to Larry Moneta of Duke University (formerly University of Pennsylvania) who was an administrator involved with bringing disciplinary action against a student who called a group of students a 'bunch of water buffaloes.'
by dukepiemafia May 4, 2007
Get the water buffalo mug.A water buffalo is a very obese person on a team. Instead of running with everyone elese, he/she spends their time sitting on the sidelines drinking all of the team water.
Player 1: "Hey, look at Billy, hes just sitting there drinking all of the water"
Player 2: "Yeah, he is a water buffalo."
Player 2: "Yeah, he is a water buffalo."
by theycallmejon August 26, 2009
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John stumbled groggily into the shower and proceeded to water buffalo under the hot water for about twenty minutes before he remembered the shampoo.
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