pounding the beef

male masturbation; to manually stimulate the penis using and up and down motion

I was scared shitless when my mammy caught me pounding the beef to Amy Winehouse photos in my bedroom last night...

by Seymour Heiny May 22, 2008

beef gristle mill

A location you make up in order to keep a lie going. Can be used in almost every situation because it sounds like a real place but in reality doesn't exist anywhere.

The location for the new park will be where the old beef gristle mill is.

Guy: So are you still a loser who can't get a job?

You : Nah, I just got a job at the beef gristle mill.

by David Krappenschidtz June 6, 2017

hot beef taco breath

when a person, likely someone you're attracted to, has hot breath but for some reason the very nature of them having hot breath turns you on.

Duante: Ms. Pounall is so damn sexy plus she has that hot beef taco breath that i love

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo January 3, 2015

beefandbutt

Always used with a hashtag (#). Describes a girl who acts like a guy and looks like a guy--to an extent--but denies being gay; can also apply to anyone basic.

That girl looks like a guy; how is she not gay?
She's #beefandbutt.

Bobby didn't invite me to his party. #beefandbutt

by trendme October 13, 2013

Beef stew

Rhyming slang for fart with poo.

Smells like someone made beef stew.

by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

Beef harmonica

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)

Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?

by The Count Of Monte Rizla August 30, 2013

Beef Steak Pantyhose

(noun) A Drag Queen's undergarments of sheer, close-fitting legwear, covering the wearer's body from the waist to the feet.

I was at Freddie's Beach Bar for the drag show when this performer fell off the stage and displayed her "beef steak pantyhose" to the entire audience.

by kerb-stirer September 20, 2013