the brown noise

The brown noise was discovered by the french, and tested as a weapon during WWII. It is a a 12 - 14 Hz sound wave that, when played loud enouch, relaxes your sphincter, causing loss of bowl control.

by DARqCHILD August 20, 2003

The Brown Noise

Unlike the "Brown Note", The Brown noise is the sound that comes from a female as a penis is inserted into her anus with no warning, the sound can very from ooooo, to ahhh!, to "what the fuck are you doing!?! oww!!!" (this maneuver can also be preformed to a streaking male that has been spotted by a randy homosexual.)

"That bitch made me watch The OC and fucking cuddle... so that night I heard the brown noise... it was swearing followed by hysteric crying."

by Your Canadian Hero May 22, 2010

the brown noise

it is an e-flat note from the recorder that allows the bowels to loosen (in other words crap your pants)
it was used in world war 2

"the brown noise was used to piss people off by shitting themselves"

by Fiona Moore-O'toole March 9, 2005

the brown noise

Ok the brown noise ,basicly, is so low...you crap your pants

stupid brown noise made me crap my pants.

by dude April 2, 2004

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown

The New Prime Minister of the UK. Given this nickname due to his no-nonsense, get straight to the point style of doing things

Gordon "No Nonsense" Brown is the new PM of the UK

by Uncle Leo July 29, 2007

brownnose

To suck up, charm, flatter and kiss butt by bodily or vocal charm.

George brownnosed his way to the top instead of getting there legitimately like everyone else.

by xAv1eR0o1 October 24, 2005

brownnoser

1.Someone who greases up to the boss and acts like he is the bosses best friend in order to get a promotion.

.1a People who would lick the bosses ass in order too get a promotion

2.Sameer

Sameer brown noses the boss when he's around but does practically nothing when hes gone

by Matty September 23, 2003