4 definition by Fiona Moore-O'toole

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Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe

There is

THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner

THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun

THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry

THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping

THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping

THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......

THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!

THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)
Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets
by Fiona Moore-O'toole January 11, 2005

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a nuke between the ass cheeks
uh-oh noel is gonna blow!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Fiona Moore-O'toole March 04, 2005

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it is an e-flat note from the recorder that allows the bowels to loosen (in other words crap your pants)
it was used in world war 2
"the brown noise was used to piss people off by shitting themselves"
by Fiona Moore-O'toole March 09, 2005

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It's some kind of brown sauce which looks and taste like shit and smells like ass.
James puts hoi sin sauce on his duck pancakes
by Fiona Moore-O'toole January 10, 2005

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